Monday, January 31, 2011


To revisit an older topic, who the hell is waxing their 8 year old daughters???

Found here, on a post about a song favoured by Danielle.

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Eat Me for free this weekend

Free Smut for the discerning reader! Roll up!

Get yourselves to All Romance, and nab a free copy of Eat Me this weekend.

Why not?

Throw a wee review up afterwards if you feel moved to. I only have a teeny wee tidbit of a bon bon of an introduction in here, but you've got a classic Shanna Germaine story of sweet awakening, and a naughty little strap on vegetable romp from Shanna as well as lots of great others. Go for it!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Holy Hot Fuck

How to knot a tie.

I don't know how to embed it! Maybe it only works on Tumblrs? Watch it! Now! NSFW!


Oh yes you are.

Saturday, January 22, 2011


'We're playing 'Secret Spanker!' my small son announced, as he bounced round the bed, giggling with his sister.

Is that a little like Secret Santa?

I see marketing potential. Perhaps there should be more spanking holidays.

**ugh, have to stop looking for a nice festive spanking pic on google, images is full of nasty pics of violence against children that totally harsh my buzz. Shudder.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

I'm sure it's just me...

But 'I understand and I wish to continue' seems to scan in the same way as 'Thank you, Sir, may I please have another?'
I was going to find an appropriate picture for that, but then I google imaged the blog instead of searching for it and I got a beautiful collage of all my pictures I've used in the first couple pages. Pretty.
Some of them aren't mine, and it's fun working out which - like the sardines, for example. Suffused with Fish is not what we're after.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

new bra!

'Tis purple.

While I was away a while ago, I had to go buy a new bra. Sainsury's drapery is a wonderland of clothes, and kids' dalek costumes (so sweet!) and nice underwear. Not like Tesco.

My sensible friend insisted I try it on and off I went, wondering why a man was standing buy his trolley, staring at me.

Then I realised I was striding through the supermarket purposefully, unbuttoning my coat while holding a pink embroidered black DD bra in front of me.


Wednesday, January 5, 2011


Creamy shoulders and spilling-out boobies. You have to love it, don't you?

Monday, January 3, 2011

lovely story I just read

And a pretty picture too